He asked me if I was gay and if I’d like to fuck him for money.
Before he asked me he asked another dude who said, “No I’m not gay. Why do you think I’m gay?”
The proposer said it was because of how he looked.
The other Mark said, “I’m not gay. I’m a rocker!”
do boys even know how lucky they are to be able to have sex with a vagina… foreal. shit pisses me off.
Seriously. They are pretty fucking amazing.
Anonymous asked: If you were a boat, which part of your body would be the helm?
My spine would make a good steering mechanism, so that.
That or my dick because that’s a funnier answer.