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jonesmadeatumblr:

asgardiancherrypudding:

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, GENDER ROLES?

This is actually probably the best way to do things.

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sialand:

Im really uncomfortable. Its like when they all were asking each other why would anyone choose to be gay….

sialand:

Im really uncomfortable. Its like when they all were asking each other why would anyone choose to be gay….

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donutguts:

This creamy one is for @crowcrow! Other colors will be available!

donutguts:

This creamy one is for @crowcrow! Other colors will be available!

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fuckyeahbradneely:

Creased Comics
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therealkatiewest:

chadmichaelward:

Katie West in my backyard.  2009.
Photo by Chad Michael Ward | thechadmichaelward.com

Oh my god. Look how cute I am. 

therealkatiewest:

chadmichaelward:

Katie West in my backyard.  2009.

Photo by Chad Michael Ward | thechadmichaelward.com

Oh my god. Look how cute I am. 

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africa-will-unite:

"I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to." Chris Rock

africa-will-unite:

"I will give you an example of how race affects my life. I live in a place called Alpine, New Jersey. Live in Alpine, New Jersey, right? My house costs millions of dollars. [some whistles and cheers from the audience] Don’t hate the player, hate the game. In my neighborhood, there are four black people. Hundreds of houses, four black people. Who are these black people? Well, there’s me, Mary J. Blige, Jay-Z and Eddie Murphy. Only black people in the whole neighborhood. So let’s break it down, let’s break it down: me, I’m a decent comedian. I’m a’ight. [applause] Mary J. Blige, one of the greatest R&B singers to ever walk the Earth. Jay-Z, one of the greatest rappers to ever live. Eddie Murphy, one of the funniest actors to ever, ever do it. Do you know what the white man who lives next door to me does for a living? He’s a fucking dentist! He ain’t the best dentist in the world…he ain’t going to the dental hall of fame…he don’t get plaques for getting rid of plaque. He’s just a yank-your-tooth-out dentist. See, the black man gotta fly to get to somethin’ the white man can walk to." Chris Rock

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the-treble:

bonusvampirus:

*makes heterophobic text post*

It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone. 

best one yet

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songoharotto:

ghostanswers:

FUCK YES

There’s ‘black comedy’ and then there’s M*A*S*H.

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omvr:

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

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chasinls:

taint3ed:

papicleve:

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

omg

WTF lmao

Lmao yoooo I was not expecting that

chasinls:

taint3ed:

papicleve:

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

omg

WTF lmao

Lmao yoooo I was not expecting that

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treesonthehill:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

:’3

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omelettethecorgi:

Your Monday Morning Brain Teaser: Unscramble the Corgi.

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