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I just got propositioned by a dude.
He asked me if I was gay and if I’d like to fuck him for money.
Before he asked me he asked another dude who said, “No I’m not gay. Why do you think I’m gay?”
The proposer said it was because of how he looked.
The other Mark said, “I’m not gay. I’m a rocker!”
at this point i don’t even have a personality it’s just 50% internet humor and 50% mental disorders
I feel like internet humor can be a mental disorder.
(Source: territorialcreep, via but-u-didcreateme-n-surviveidid)
I would absolutely punch a younger version of myself in the face
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but-u-didcreateme-n-surviveidid:
do boys even know how lucky they are to be able to have sex with a vagina… foreal. shit pisses me off.
Seriously. They are pretty fucking amazing.
The Princess Mononoke stage adaptation has opened in London to sell-out performances and rave reviews. The play’s puppets and costumes are made out of recycled material, reflecting Miyazaki’s environmental message.
(Source: hauntedclitoris, via barelyavirgo)
The molding city is a photo installation from a swedish artist and theatre deisgner Johanna Mårtensson. It was built completley out of bread and then the artist just let it mold, and photographed the process.
Anonymous asked: If you were a boat, which part of your body would be the helm?
My spine would make a good steering mechanism, so that.
That or my dick because that’s a funnier answer.
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
George Takei is flawfree.
yes yes yes yes yes!!!!!
Morris is missing. He ran out of the house he was staying in at 17th and Bryant and is now loose in the Mission. If you see him, please, please send anything to my tumblr inbox or email me at foodsco at gmail.
Morris update: some people we ran into saw him running around near 19th and Kansas last night, up in Potrero Hill, but none of them managed to get ahold of him. We searched from 17th to 20th and from Vermont to De Haro and couldn’t find him.
Thank you so much to everyone who’s already reblogged this, and for all the support in general. We’ve notified animal control and we’ll be flyering/searching all day. If anyone has suggestions about other things we should be doing, let us know. And please keep your fingers crossed for little Morris.
