January 2010
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Us in the speech therapist’s office, Brandy says, ” It helps to know...
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
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Signs of Adulthood:
whiskeyandgoatsmilk:
throwing out all the socks that have no partner. No matter how long you’ve had them or how warm they are
throwing out the hello kitty underwear you stole from Delia’s when you were 17
Admitting that you really don’t like Ren and Stimpy as much as you said, if anything it gave you nightmares.
Buying expensive pasta, and (weirdly enough) not over cooking it
Purchasing a...
I just spent the last four hours
helping the local brewery, Bootlegger’s, bottle their Hefeweizen. It really reminded of my time at a winery in Amador County. I am, also, continuously amazed at the dudes and dudettes that work there! If you ever come to Orange County, I highly recommend stopping by on a Friday or Saturday for a free tasting.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(931): my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Badass Granny.
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If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come...
– Chuck Palahniuk
An Now Another Episode Of Wasting Time With JV
Jen: I think this might be the first time that the temperature here has dropped below my age.
JV: Hm.
Harsh.
Though, the likelihood of that will increase as you get older?
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The shortest distance between two points is a time line, a schedule, a map of...
– Chuck Palahniuk
After the Rose Bowl..
After everyone takes their first shit of 2010…
After resolutions end up being no so resolute…
And after we all end up in the same shit sandwich:
LET’S PUNCH 2010 IN THE DICK.